kids hair: Tell me if you think this is funny?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Tell me if you think this is funny?

Here it is:

Hi listeners this is Mike along with Derek, Joe, Tyler and Eric and we鈥檙e here to bring you a little audio comedy through this conversation following in just a second...

Mike: So how are you doing today Joe?

Joe: I鈥檓 good.

Mike: That鈥檚 good.

Joe: Yup.

Pause鈥?br> Mike: So like, what鈥檚 so good about it?

Derek: It鈥檚 good because he hasn鈥檛 killed himself yet! (Quietly chuckles)

Joe: Derek, you need to shut up鈥?My day is good you just don鈥檛 realize it because you don鈥檛 know what it鈥檚 like to have a good day...

Pause鈥?br> Mike: But what was so good about your day?

Joe: Don鈥檛 worry about it.

Tyler: Man ya鈥檒l are retarded鈥?br> Mike: So white people are retarded now? Am I the only one who finds this racist?

Tyler: I鈥檓 not racist, I just hate white people. (heh-heh)

Eric: Hey guys guess what, my name rhymes with yours Derek!

Derek: What a douche.

Tyler: You mean WHAT鈥橲鈥?a douche?

Derek: No I mean Eric鈥檚 a douche鈥?it鈥檚 a figure of white speech.

Pause鈥?br> Tyler: An ya鈥檒l call me racist, DAMN!!

Eric: Tyler, are you trying to become a voice-over for a cartoon show or something?

Joe: Yeah WHY are you trying to sound like Mickey Mouse?

Derek: (chuckles)

Tyler: What鈥檚 wrong with Mickey Mouse?? Haven鈥檛 you ever seen his girlfriend?

Derek: Yeah I鈥檇 so bang her.

Pause鈥?br> Mike: But she has small boobs and ears that stick out.

Joe: And she鈥檚 like 3 foot tall.

Tyler: Didn鈥檛 she also make her first T.V. debut in like, the 1920鈥檚?

Eric: Yeah if I鈥檓 not mistaken, that would make her 80 plus years old.

Derek: Hey dude, at least I get pussy unlike Mike the virgin.

Mike: Yeah I鈥檓 sure all the hotties are rubbing themselves over your fungus mushroom looking hair-do (ha-ha) just kidding.

Joe: Hey man what鈥檚 wrong with fungus mushroom hair-dos? I used to have one.

Tyler: Nothing at all, I think they鈥檙e quite sexy.

Eric: Isn鈥檛 a fungus and a mushroom the same thing?

Tyler: No they鈥檙e distinctly different. A fungus is a bigger, less smelly type of mushroom.

Mike: I beg to differ. I believe mushrooms are actually bigger than funguses.

Eric: Actually this Encyclopedia Britannica says they鈥檙e about the same size.

Joe: And Mike its fungi not funguses you stupid dumb-*** moron.

Mike: Oh yeah.

Tyler: Wow鈥?I don鈥檛 think this conversation could possibly get any more whiter.

Derek: Yeah if I鈥檓 not mistaken, that鈥檚 hate speech and o0o0o0o0o you must be!... 鈥淏linded by the WHITE, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night!鈥?br> Joe: Good song.

Mike: For sure.

Eric: I feel it was more superfluous than anything.

Joe: No I feel it was quite necessary. I really feel blinded by my own whiteness.

Eric: Yeah you think YOU鈥橰E white? Look at me I can barely see myself in the winter!

Mike: Yeah you鈥檇 probably get hit by a snowmobile trying to shovel a sidewalk or something.

Eric: Hey guys look at this鈥?askjeeves.com says that a can of Febreeze contains .3% mushroom extract. So it would be obvious to conclude that mushrooms really aren鈥檛 smellier than fungus.

Joe: Dude get over it already and plus, everyone knows that askjeeves.com is a conspiracy theory.

Eric: No it isn鈥檛.

Joe: Yes it is.

Eric: No it isn鈥檛.

Pause鈥?br> Joe: Yes it is. And you鈥檙e just mad because you can鈥檛 find reliable websites.

Eric: I bet you $20 I can find a reliable website within 5 seconds.

Joe: No, it鈥檚 already been determined that you鈥檙e not good at researching facts dude.

Derek: I don鈥檛 think I鈥檝e ever listened to a more retarded argument in my life.

Tyler: If you ask me, this whole conversation has been extremely pointless and Caucasian.

Mike: Tyler you鈥檙e just mad because you wouldn鈥檛 look good in a cowboy hat.

Eric: I don鈥檛 know, I think he would look good in one.

Pause鈥?br> Derek: What a douche.