How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

He is always calling me names and pushing me down flights of stairs and what not, but I can tell that he wants to marry me. I know he does cause I read between the lines Im smart that way, when he says you are an idiot, he means my gawd what I would not give to tap that. Also we both have very nice tooshies and beautiful hair , which means famous kids. I cant have kids because my tubes are tide but I know he would want to try becaus he love me a lot and im pretty sure he has a dog named after me.

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

Well, I've been fixed for about 2 years but if you really want more kids, hell I guess we can try! Seriously though, do I know you?

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

ok, listen; i thought about leaving a witty reply, but the truth is, i think you are pretty fking hot. will you marry me?

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

Ring his bell !!!!!

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

he would be lucky to have u, im actually kinda jealous

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

Sounds perfect.

Plenty of bareback sex with no worries of getting knocked up.

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

well it looks like you already found a new boyfriend so you probably don't need me, but I saw on mutiply that cowbell has a house and I bet all of your kids could have their own rooms....hmmm....what are you going to do or should we make them fight to the death for a piece of that?

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

First, quit reading between the lines. Real men do not walk around and fumble over what they want or don't want. they say what they mean and mean what they say. If he is mistreating you -you are the misguided star my friend. If he was your soul mate you would not have to do anything to make him see it. It would be written in the stars plainly for both of you to see. When he says you are an idiot-he means you are an idiot. Move on to greener pastures.

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

A little known fact is Cowbell has no soul. He sold it to the devil in exchange for the custom tailored pair of womens jeans he is wearing

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

Listen up...

And listen good...

Cowbell is a very cool dude...but he's a country bumpkin nice guy Doo Dad, with a great sense of humor, and from what I get from the reactions you women seem to have about his photos of his oz in bluejeans...

...he's quite the Superstud of anatomical rear endness...I wouldn't know, I'm just judging from the reaction you all have for his avatar since he changed it from a cow, to a "cowboy's" oz in faded bluejeans...however...

If I thought a simple photo of my sweet oz in a "way too tight" pair of bluejeans would have been enough to make you melt and want me like you've never wanted anybody before...

I would have done that long ago...so...

Cowbell?!? You're a friggin genius, my good friend...for them...keep the nauseating photo of your oz as an avatar...I truly believe it's working...

Nuf said...(Burp!)

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

Another match made nowhere near heaven.....

But hey...who am I to judge?

I wish you peace, and happiness...and a speedy recovery

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

Yams!

How can I get cowbell to admit that I am his soul mate?

Thumb vises work well. Try a little pepper spray to set the mood first. Good luck!