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Think before you speak...

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak .

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and

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this happened to my mother!!! she was in the grocery store buying items to make a Greek salad. she was trying to reach the feta cheese (on the top shelf---she is short) so a male employee helped her out and grabbed the first pkg of cheese. (preferring a pkg of cheese from the back -because they put the fresh stuff in the back) my mother said... "oh no. i like it from behind"

I don't know who was more embarrassed... the boy or my mom... i just laughed my asss off!

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oh my

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All of them were good. I got your advice.

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This is very good.

Thanks for the enlightenment

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Good ones! Funny!

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HAHAHA! 8 inches! that's long!